"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

and I’m still worth it // R.R.  (via dylinquent)

(via it-all-li3s-in-h3r-scars)

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

(Source: kyle-zoe-madison, via fixthebrokenfeelmyheart)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via survival-mode)

piratenunteruns:

writing-a-future:

dulldrops:

i cant stop doing these sorry

I LOVE THIS SONG OMG 

blink 182 - i miss you

piratenunteruns:

writing-a-future:

dulldrops:

i cant stop doing these sorry

I LOVE THIS SONG OMG 

blink 182 - i miss you

(via thepastis-aliar-thefuture-awhore)

dances-in-ashes:

pablothecoati:

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

Basically I’m a satanist because basically satanism tells you to be a decent human being

My favorite bit of irony…..

dances-in-ashes:

pablothecoati:

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

Basically I’m a satanist because basically satanism tells you to be a decent human being

My favorite bit of irony…..

(Source: jimmy-the-satanist, via thepastis-aliar-thefuture-awhore)

dances-in-ashes:

pablothecoati:

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

Basically I’m a satanist because basically satanism tells you to be a decent human being

My favorite bit of irony…..

dances-in-ashes:

pablothecoati:

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

image

Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

Basically I’m a satanist because basically satanism tells you to be a decent human being

My favorite bit of irony…..

(Source: jimmy-the-satanist, via thepastis-aliar-thefuture-awhore)

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

(via immer-eska)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via trust)

a-storm-for-every-spring:

creamy-fraiche:

Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

Me three days later: wtf did I spend all my money on why is it gone

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via itsmecritter)

sonianeverlime:

sleepy-tanuki:

A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..image

LETS BECOME DIABETES

(via itsmecritter)